[:en]The World according to a French Wine Producer & Exporter (FUN inside)

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You have all seen these funny maps of The World according to Americans, Europe according to the Brits, etc. As I get a chance to travel the World to sell wines from the South of France, I had the idea of creating a map of the World according to a French Wine Producer & Exporter. Funny and educational I hope…

So, in a nutshell…

France

#1 Wine Country (in all modesty…)

Spain & Italy

Satellites…

Canada

Playing Monopoly (including Québec, French Wine Lovers)

USA

Three Tier System > means three times more problems!!!

China

« What’s your discount for 10 containers? »

Australia

« GSM » blends (nothing like Châteauneuf du Pape…)

New Zealand

Why do you pronounce Sauvignon BlanC???

Mexico

Not there yet… More into Coca Cola & Fajitas…

Brazil

Tax, Tax, Tax…

Argentina

Malbec (pale copy of Cahors)

Sweden & Finland

Playing Monopoly

Scotland

Whiskey…

England

Former Claret drinkers

Ireland

Beer

Russia

Vodkaland

Germany

Sweet white stuff

South Africa

Pinotage??? Never heard of that…

Sub-Saharan Africa

Sadly there are some more serious emergencies here…

Middle East

No Alcohol

India

Tax, Tax, Tax

Hong Kong & Singapore

Giant Wine Cellar for rich bankers

Thaïland

Tax, tax, Tax

Vietnam, Philippines, Indonesia…

Buying lots of fake stuff from China

Japan

Real wine lovers and francophiles

South & North Poles

Anyone there???