The World according to a French Wine Producer & Exporter (FUN inside)
You have all seen these funny maps of The World according to Americans, Europe according to the Brits, etc. As I get a chance to travel the World to sell wines from the South of France, I had the idea of creating a map of the World according to a French Wine Producer & Exporter. Funny and educational I hope…
So, in a nutshell…
France
#1 Wine Country (in all modesty…)
Spain & Italy
Satellites…
Canada
Playing Monopoly (including Québec, French Wine Lovers)
USA
Three Tier System > means three times more problems!!!
China
« What’s your discount for 10 containers? »
Australia
« GSM » blends (nothing like Châteauneuf du Pape…)
New Zealand
Why do you pronounce Sauvignon BlanC???
Mexico
Not there yet… More into Coca Cola & Fajitas…
Brazil
Tax, Tax, Tax…
Argentina
Malbec (pale copy of Cahors)
Sweden & Finland
Playing Monopoly
Scotland
Whiskey…
England
Former Claret drinkers
Ireland
Beer
Russia
Vodkaland
Germany
Sweet white stuff
South Africa
Pinotage??? Never heard of that…
Sub-Saharan Africa
Sadly there are some more serious emergencies here…
Middle East
No Alcohol
India
Tax, Tax, Tax
Hong Kong & Singapore
Giant Wine Cellar for rich bankers
Thaïland
Tax, tax, Tax
Vietnam, Philippines, Indonesia…
Buying lots of fake stuff from China
Japan
Real wine lovers and francophiles
South & North Poles
Anyone there???
Commentaires
you spelt whisky wrong for scotland.
Actually both work 🙂 WhiskY AND WhiskEY… Cheers 🙂
Bonjour Marion
Félicitations pour votre blog, c´est génial.
J´aimerai savoir si c’est possible d’avoir des bons vins de sable dans la région de Montpellier?
Merci d´avance, cordialement,
Elisaldo
Bom Dia Elisaldo 🙂 Merci beaucoup pour votre message, c’est vraiment très sympathique ! Comment avez-vous découvert mon blog ? Avez-vous fait l’AGro ? Concernant les vins de sable, j’aime beaucoup le VdP Sables du Golfe du Lion du Domaine du Petit Chaumont, conduit par les adorables Brigitte et Nathalie Bruel. A mon avis vous pouvez vous le fournir très facilement sur Montpellier. Sinon le mieux est carrément d’aller les rencontrer, c’est à 30 minutes de Montpellier 🙂 Bon sinon sachez que je nourris mon chien exclusivement au Royal Canin 🙂